Co-worker #1: I dropped a candle holder on my dog’s head last night!!!
Co-worker #2: Oh my god! Is “he” all right?
Co-worker #1: We had to take him to the vet, “he” had a big bump. I was crying, the dog was whining, it was horrible! But the “doctor” said “he” will be ok! I was soooo worried!
Co-worker #2: Well! That’s a relief!
Me: Somebody minds picking up the phone? I’m on the line here.
Co-worker #1: No need to be so rude!
Me: Wish I could say fuck you and get back to work, but since you’re so sensitive I’ll just say please, ok?
This is for real. I can’t work with women. They’re sensitive, vindictive, hypocritical and manipulative. I’ve worked with men for years. Never a problem. Just say what’s on your mind and get it over with. Now I’m surrounded by women and they drive me nuts. And needless to say my attitude is a problem for them. Like I give a flying fuck.
You just explained why I don’t date 🙂
And why I’m not a lesbian.
LOLLLL!!!! I guess it goes back to the saying “People are stupid, individuals are smart”…
I work with men and they can be petty as well.
on the button, I swore never to have a female boss, my last 2 jobs were just that and now I have to answer to a woman…it is fcuking painful!!! next time I will not make that mistake again. What’s wrong with black and white comments and professionalism? It goes out the window with a woman in charge. I’m not being sexist, jsut a realist…