Get off the path

For fuck’s sake, why do you think it’s called a bike path? Does it say pedestrian path? Is there a little stick man painted on the asphalt? NO! So get the fuck out of my way. Seriously, lovers strolling, grabbing their asses, taking the whole fucking width, or families, with brats running all over the place. I’m coming full speed, braking, saying excuse me, you’re playing fucking deaf and act surprised when I give you shit. At least stay on one side, at least walk in the same direction as the traffic, at least watch behind you once in a while, at least teach your kids to be aware that there are people coming at 20 miles per hour in both directions. Better yet, why don’t you find a fucking sidewalk and stay off the fucking BIKE path.

That being said, I got my new bike today. A great ride. I love it.

On another note, I’m very pissed off at myself today. I had a horrible day at work, a coworker lost it and screamed at me like I was a piece of shit, basically because she can’t handle the work load I give her and she keeps fucking up big time. As of December 2005, she has cost the company over 5,000$ in mistakes, and a major one could’ve cost us around 100,000$ but we were able to repair it. But she’s the wife of my boss’ friend. So. Anyway, all that to say that instead of telling her to eat shit and die, I ate my emotions. Gummy bears, Goodies, Pretzels. Like a damn pig. And I hate it, I hate that feeling. Those feelings. Tomorrow I’m going to come into the office and kill the bitch.

8 thoughts on “Get off the path”

  1. Spyder says:

    let me know if you need a place to hide out. I know “a guy who knows a guy” and you know what the say about Nevada. ” there are alot of holes out here “

  2. dont kill her yet. let her cost the company some more…they deserve it for having her there 😉
    thanks for cheering me up!

    ps: hong kong.

  3. Carmo says:

    that’s a cool bike! So much better than my pimpin ride I bought a couple of weeks ago. Photos on my blog this weekend. As regards topping yer wan, as we say back home, nice and slow, it’s better that way…as face like a thunder cloud said, let her fcuk up one more time and we’ll see what happens…

  4. Weta says:

    oww oww oww
    hard day at the office
    stick the pig, stick the pig
    ooh ooh ooh
    wait till she walks on the bike path
    killing me, giving me cancer
    give her a mirror with
    ‘You’re ugly on the inside too’
    scrawled in blood
    red lipstick.
    Yeah!

  5. swan_pr says:

    spyder: you’d hide me or the body? I’d take either offer really.

    face: 🙂 my pleasure. on the ps, yeah but there’s like a 100th of the population and 100 times the land here. come on.

    carmo: thanks. it’s the slow I can’t handle.

    weta: lollllll! hey, you’ve got to put a few chords on that! I’ll sing. thank you 🙂

  6. Jacob says:

    Man, I am totally with you on the bike path thing. Pedestrians have their own damn lane.

    Now if my city would only build more bike lanes, everyone would be happy. Especially me and my bike.

    Nice ride you’ve got there, too!

  7. swan_pr says:

    jacob: exactly. thank you 🙂

  8. riskybiz says:

    Nice bike!
    You should of told her to kiss your ass or lick your bike seat!

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