If I was the Oracle, I'd fuck Kratos. Preferably after a killing spree, drenched in blood. Out of breath, still on a high from the battle. Hands gripping my hair, ripping my clothes, grabbing my thighs, leaving trails of blood on my skin, his teeth in my neck, on my breasts and… hem… ahhhh… well, as I said, if I was the Oracle.
Haven't played in while and got lost on the rooftops of Athens tonight. Stupid. After half an hour I finally found my way. I was just too lazy to get to the computer and read the walkthrough.
Now all I hear is the soundtrack and helpless villagers. Whom I've killed of course. Life orbs 🙂